Mock Star - Andy Bandlord Bissell

Mock Star Lyrics

Mock Star
Ladies and Gentlemen may I introduce the worlds latest sheeple pleaser,
An individual with no known musical talent,
A larger than life persona made popular by marketing extravaganza,
The one, The only, (put your hands together) flavor of the week celebrity.
MOCK STAR!!!
Smile for the camera with your dimpled cheeks, Tell the press you worked had for a couple of weeks,
Show of those fine gleaming pearly whites, Become the newest sensation overnight.
All you gotta do is wiggle your ass and shake your bits, Play your recordings while you move your lips,
Undress for the magazines and videos, You’ll be a Mock Star on top of the show.
You just have to act tough pretend to fight, Get yourself a posse and drink every night,
Act like an asshole for everyone to see, Make sure you catch the eye of the paparazzi
Now make sure you trash a few Celebrity Stars, Flash the world your titties maybe smash a few cars,
Get a drug and booze habit that would be great, P.S., it wouldn’t hurt for you to make a sex tape.

Show the world how special you believe you to be, Shoot your mouth off beside your security team,
After all you’re a role model for your fans, Self-destruct get arrested do a stint in rehab.
So play for the camera get your kicks, Act the victim, pout then lick your lips,
Buy a new house and trash your car Prove to the world you know you’re a Star!
So just wiggle your ass and shake your bits Play your recordings while you move your lips,
Undress for the magazines and videos, You’ll be a Mock Star on top of the show.
Right up there man, way up top, oh yeah, Mock Star, Mock and Moll, Hey! I got Ink, Ha, and I drink man!
© BANDLORD PUBLICATIONS 2016 - SOCAN
Lyrics and Music by Andy “Bandlord” Bissell
Lyrics Submitted by Andy Bissell