My Wife Lyrics

(J. Entwistle)
Track Music, Inc.My life's in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be
I ain't been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after meGive me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard
A back belt Judo expert with a machine gunGonna buy a tank and an airplane
When she catches up with me
Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be aliveAll I did was have a bit too much to drink

And I picked the wrong precinct
Got picked up by the law
And now I ain't got time to thinkGonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be aliveAnd I'm oh so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest some time so
I can get to run some moreShe's comin'!
She's comin'!