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(Dappy)
I feel like a slaag!
In so bar for too long, time to get tipsy
Don't mean if I buy you a drink now, come later you're gonna lips me
Look girl, dagger then dash it like a frisby
Ay sexy, let me be, tell your boyfriend wait, cheat
I heard he MC's is that true, whats his name?
Fuck all these other funny guys, they're gassed
I can make a killer album then dash
Ba-Barbados splash
We can be together on a boat and mash
Me and fifi make cash
Suttin' them man never make, BRAP
When I was 15 I was told to hold a strap
And if I wanna be a badman run into the gaffa!
Man said his CD was seert!
But when I put it on there, was less lookin at the speakers like 1, 2 ,3
My mum could rap better than that, (YOUR SHIT)

Everything about you, say it like Jordan you've been in a studio all your life
And you still ain't come up with nothin, what are you recordin?
BMT show, not even your dad was applauding
Even da bouncer was snoring (zzz)
You see us man we roll 10 man deep on the tour bus
You ain't tight with your friends, they snake you now your life's boring
Prick had a dream about being a star, did a little video, rented a car
Holding a cigar thinkin jay-z or someones gonna come along and sign him...
(Fazer)
You're a punk that rolls with 25 pricks
Makes a mistake, and end your life quick
Keep sayin you're gonna come to my bits
'Cause you kick wasteman and make dust like..
What?! Narh fam, I don't give a shit
Big man still actin like a little kid
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
It's not my fault your girl's on my page more than yours, little dick
I'm going in more than a little bit
Didn't wanna mention your name to the track but, ayyaaaayy
Fuck you, you fat little shit (fat little shit)
I'm real, on mic I show skills, stop talking about gun, you don't kill
You think your so ill,
Been to over 20 meetings and you still ain't got a deal (got a deal, got a deal, got)
You're stalling, I make dough when you're in a bed snoring
Four in the morning, up breath yawning, you might not see me,
Can't prevent the world tourin
I'm nineteen and I'm exploring, I'm rising up, you're falling,
I'm scorching, you're boring, going full width, not back like forskin
Back then I kick you off the see-saw,
Now you gimme it back now you roll with the rebor
You might be old, but I'm stil rogile,
Young but I still treat mine like an older
You the type to say I'm getting popcorn tonight,
And still hit the sat holding your boner next day,
Chat crap to everyone sayin that you banged two holes,
You're a joker.
(Dappy)
I'm a nigel, straight, you're a fan, like stan on the Eminem track with dido
I remember when I had a runny nose tryna draw down girls at the lido
Then I thought wait, can't knock, gotta break the door
Nowdays at an N-dubz roll, psycho fans camp from the day before
Girls love putting it on the plate, what you hatin for?
(Fazer)
I tell a girl you were linkin (linkin)
She said 'Course, yo, but my man's over there, wingeing'
She said 'I'm on a Blackberry hype, add me tonight'
Shh, baby its a ping ting,
Didn't know her man was an MC too
I was like 'what where who?'
Ah, that dickhead aint even had 4000 views on youtube.

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DO NOT redirect Rev. Jim Jones here.

There are two artists by this name:

1) Jim Jones is the stage name of American hip hop artist and director Joseph Guillermo Jones II.

2) Jim Jones was a producer and experimental music artist best known as the guitarist for Pere Ubu.


1) Fortitude, ambition and creative business tactics are at the forefront of Jim Jones’ career. The enigmatic Diplomat CEO and entrepreneur spent the past decade designing an empire that will solidify his place in Hip Hop history and beyond.

After continued success with his Dipset crew and his Diplomat Record label, Jim’s solo album, On My Way To Church, debuted at #18 on Billboard Top 200 in August 2004, and has sold over 200,000 copies independently to date. The videos for the first single, “Certified Gangsta”, and second single, “Crunk Musik”, have received consistent airplay on both BET and MTV. Jim Jones is also exceedingly popular in the fast-paced world of mix-tape releases.

Building upon successes from his record label to his new alcohol brand, Sizzurp, Jim Jones is preparing to release a new Documentary Film, currently titled THE JIM JONES PROJECT, which presents a candidly-told cautionary tale of a “gangsta” rapper in transition. A purposeful message in the documentary is intended to act as a deterrent for the self-destructive behaviors of at-risk youth who have taken the bravado of “gangsta” rap to heart.

Bronx-born-but Harlem raised, Jim Jones knew all to well at a very early age what the streets had to offer. While he experienced his share of trouble growing up in Harlem, he was fortunate enough to escape anything that would cause him to wind up as another statistic in the concrete jungle.

In addition to his many ventures, Jim Jones is also gaining respect for his role as a music video director winning several music award nominations. He created the vision behind several videos for Dipset emcee Cam’ron including “Oh Boy”, “Hey Ma” and “Get Em Girl/Killa Cam”, State Property’s “When You Hear That”, as well as his own popular “Certified Gangsta” and “How G Is This” videos.

Jim takes his ability to influence the world at large very serious, he continues to search for new ways to find social and political growth while progressing within the Hip Hop culture. Currently, Jim is an active participator in Russell Simmons’ Hip Hop Summit, The Andre Neal Foundation as well as the South East Queens Action Network for Public Schools, all which focus on building and strengthening the community through it’s youth, educating them on politics and teaching them how influential their voice is.

Even his pursuit to bring the ideals of gangsta rap to the world with his Documentary Film, Jim makes it clear that he is no way advocating a movement toward it. “My advice for younger people is: Please don’t try this shit at home. There’s a difference between a gangsta and a gangbanger - a gangbanger is very ambitious, he has a fiery heart. When he knows how smart he is, he’ll turn into a gangsta. A gangsta becomes a businessman, because with power you gotta show restraint - you only show that power when your back is against the wall and people force you to come out swinging.” - Bio courtesy of Tygereye Entertainment

Along with fellow Harlem-based player Cam'ron, Jim Jones founded the Diplomat label, home to the Diplomats/Dipset and many of that crew's prolific solo activities. Though more of a businessman and behind-the-scenes figure than an MC (he was also named a director of AR at Warner Music Group in early 2005), Jones released solo albums in 2004 (On My Way to Church, which hit the Top 20 upon its August release) and 2005 (Diary of a Summer). Andy Kellman, All Music Guide

2) Jim Jones (born James E. Jones, 1950 in Cleveland, Ohio. Died of a heart attack Feb 18 2008) graduated from Mayfield High School in 1968. He played baritone sax in the MHS Marching Band, alto sax in the concert band, and discovered an affinity for tape manipulation while in charge of the high school language lab. Jim attempted two quarters at Cuyahoga Community College in '69, but his interest in music won out. He formed the short-lived band, Lazarus, and worked as a clerk/buyer for Leo Mintz's Record Rendezvous retail chain for the next fifteen years. Jim started his own record shop, Platter-Puss Records, in '84. He sold the business in '87 after joining Pere Ubu. Jim got his first guitar in 1965, and taught himself to play in a self-devised open tuning. He was/is profoundly moved by music in nearly all forms, especially Indian music (thanks to George Harrison), 20th century classical & experimental, 50's thru 60's pop and mood music, and of course "rock" in it's many forms. Jim joined local "underground" band, Mirrors, in '74 as bass player. Mirrors shared gigs with Rocket From The Tombs and The Electric Eels (whom he later recorded with), and later transformed into The Styrenes. In '77 Jim quit The Styrenes and took some time off from work to become a member of the Pere Ubu road crew, doing the infamous Co-Ed Jail Tours of the US & Europe in support of The Modern Dance lp. Back from the tours Jim and fellow roadie, Pat Ryan, started a two-man experimental rock band called Foreign Bodies, which released a single. The next few years saw Jim honing his skills as a studio producer for a number of local Cleveland artists and bands, recording his own music, and composing electronic pieces for local theatre and dance companies. In 1980 Jim formed the raucous Easter Monkeys, and concomitantly became a member of Scott Krauss And Tony Maimone's project, Home & Garden. Gigs were played and recordings were released by both bands. Having worked with David Thomas and the Pedestrians On The Variations On A Theme album in '84, Jim was asked to join David's latest project, The Wooden Birds, in 1986. A year later that group (with the addition of Scott Krauss) became the revived Pere Ubu. Jim has recorded with the band since that time, but no longer tours. He currently appears and records with local bands Speaker\Cranker, Noble Rot, and KNG NXN as mainly a keyboardist. Jim has overseen operations of the US arm of Ubutique in Cleveland since 1990.

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