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Vanilla Ice Cream - Stephen Lynch



     
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Vanilla Ice Cream Lyrics


Take a seat and listen.
Please don't say a thing.
In matters of the heart the truth will ever sting.
Just don't take it personally this is no attack.
But we will never last because I'm white and you are... also white.
I only like black girls, the brown girls, the Cafe Au Lait (Cafe-O-Lay).
Them caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you are Nubian I want you to be in every fantasy.
But if you're a whitey say nighty nighty you're just not the girl for me.
Oh I hate vanilla ice cream I like chocolate instead.
I hope she likes her soul food with a little wonder bread.
Don't call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn't right.
I am not a racist some of my best friends are white.
I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the Cafe Au Lait (Cafe-O-Lay).
Well caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.

If you're a cracker you better get blacker or you best get out.
It is no mystery I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin about.
Our wedding song will be Ebony and Ivory.
And we'll sing song around the old Kwanzaa tree.
But color is not the issue here it's dignity and class.
It's all about her heart, ok it's partly about that ass.
I want me some black girls, the brown girls, the Cafe Au Lait (Cafe-O-Lay).
Oh caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you're a honky you're singing the wrong key it's the honest truth.
the skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin
that is the fountain of youth
Thomas Jefferson
Robert De Niro
David Bowey
To a certain extent... Ted Dancer
Strong Therm on
Strong Therm on Yeah.
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Lyrics submitted by anthony.

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Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.

Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
The Craig Machine
Live at the El Rey (DVD)
Superhero
A Little Bit Special
Half A Man (Lynch's original demo tape; currently out of print)
3 Balloons
Lion

And one Broadway cast album:
The Wedding Singer, Original Broadway Cast Recording

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