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You can cut to the chase
And you know its okay
Cause we only read the headlines
We only read the headlinesBaby get to the point
And quit the foul play
We only read the headlines
We only read the headlines anyways54% of bank robberies take place on a Friday
Women blink nearly twice as much as men
Elvis never ever gave an encore
The number of wars fought between countries
That both have at least one McDonalds is zero
Every 5 minutes an area of rain forest the size of a foot ball field
Is eliminated
Women who read romance novels
Have sex twice as often as those who don't
Did you know?
A can of diet coke will float in water
While a can of regular coke will sink

The Muppet show was banned from TV in Saudi Arabia
Because one of its stars was a pig
Males on average think about sex
Every 7 seconds
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made
Or received a telephone call
Syphilis has risen 500% in the last six years in London
Why is it that everybody seems to get older?
Except for Cliff RichardYou can cut to the chase
And you know its okay
Cause we only read the headlines
We only read the headlinesBaby get to the point
And quit the foul play
We only read the headlines
We only read the headlines anyways1 out of 10 girls under 20 is carrying Chlamydia
According to several sources
Dr. Harvey Kellogg tried to make a cure for masturbation
When he made cornflakes
Women are 30% more active during a full moon
Indonesia is the country with the highest scout membership
In every single episode of Seinfeld
There's a superman in at least one scene somewhere
If you weighed all the animals in the world
Hens would be 10% of the total weightIn Minnesota there's a law
That prevents men from having sex with living fish
Jimmy Carter can read 2000 words per minute
Humans and dolphins are the only species
That have sex for pleasure
Danny DeVito is taller than Dolly PartonYou can cut to the chase
And you know its okay
Cause we only read the headlines
We only read the headlinesIn the papers on the news
Heavens heard there's no excuse
In formations everywhere
All you need to know is right hereIt's possible to attend your own funeral
Because the human brain continues to send out electrical wave signals
For up to 37 hours following deathWe only read the headlines
We only read the headlines
We only read the headlinesYou can cut to the chase
And you know its okay
Cause we only read the headlines
We only read the headlinesBaby get to the point
And quit the foul play
We only read the headlines
We only read the headlines anyways
Songwriters
DOUGLAS, JONATHAN/RASTED, SORENPublished by
Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc. Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.

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Lazyboy are two bands/artists:

1) The first is a musical project started by Aqua member Søren Nystrøm Rasted, also known as Lazy B in the UK. It uses spoken word trivia, self-help advice, voices of people on the street and criticism of modern society set to hip hop-esque beats in a style dubbed "Rhythm'n'Speak" by the creators.

The album Lazyboy TV debuted in 2004 and receieved some initial airplay with the video for "Facts of Life". The single release of "Underwear Goes Inside the Pants" made a name for Lazyboy, charting at #5 in Australia and topping the iTunes download chart. However both the second single "Inhale Positivity" and the Lazyboy TV album missed the charts internationally.

In 2006 it was announced the project would change it's name to Lazy B for the impending UK release in July, following an agreement with furniture manufacturer La-Z-Boy "to end any confusion between music and chairs". According to the official site, Lazy B has been commissioned to produce a piece for the Danish Royal Ballet to commence in Copenhagen in March of 2007.


2) The second Lazyboy is a UK group formed by Rob Da Bank and Dan Carey. They also released their album in 2004, titled Penguin Rock (released on Sunday Best recordings), which could be described as 'lounge'. The song police dogs bonfire has been used in a car commercial and this is what most people will know the tune from on hearing it.

Rob Da Bank now hosts two radioshows on BBC1 radio: The Blue Room and OneMusic.

For more info on this Lazyboy visit their page at the sundaybest website.

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