Buy Me a Condo

Gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall to wall carpeting

Get a wallet full o' credit cardsI gonna buy me a condo

Never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get me da T-shirt

Wit' de alligator onUsed to live in Jamaica

But I don't live dere no more

Had to change me lifestyle

Do t'ings I never done beforeSo now I'm just a lonely Rastaman

Living in dis American town

Gonna sell me Bob Marley records

Gonna get me some Jackson BrowneGonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall to wall carpeting

Get a wallet full o' credit cardsI gonna buy me a condo

Never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get me da T-shirt

Wit' de alligator onGonna cut off me dreadlocks

T'row away all me ganja

I'll have a Tupperware party

Maybe join me a health spaI'll get a bowl of plastic fruits

And a microwave oven, too

Then I'll have the neighbors

Over for a weenie barbecueGonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall to wall carpeting

Get a wallet full o' credit cardsI gonna buy me a condo

Never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get a funny little T-shirt

Wit' de alligator onAin't gonna work in de field no more

Gonna be Amway distributor

Ain't gonna work in de field no more, no, no

Gonna be Amway distributorJa

(Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard)

I need a, Ja

(Ja, ja, ja jacuzzi in me back yard)I Gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall to wall carpeting

Get a wallet full o' credit cardsI gonna buy me a condo

Never have to mow de lawn

I get da T-shirt

Wit' de alligator on

(What'd you say?)Gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall to wall carpeting

Get a wallet full o' credit cardsI gonna buy me a condo

Never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get me da T-shirt

Wit' de alligator on

(What'd you say?)I Gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall to wall carpeting

Get a wallet full o' credit cardsI gonna buy me a condo

Never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get me da T-shirt

Wit' de alligator on