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Don't want to be a Canadian idiot<br /> Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut<br /> And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?<br /> I never learned my alphabet from A to ZedThey all live on donuts and moose meat<br /> And they leave the house without packin' heat<br /> Never even bring their guns to the mall<br /> And you know what else is too funny<br /> Their stupid monopoly money<br /> Can't take them seriously at allWell maple syrup and snow's what they export<br /> They treat curling just like it's a real sport<br /> They think their silly accent is so cute<br /> Can't understand a thing they're talking abootSure they got their national health care<br /> Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air<br /> Then again well they got Celine Dion<br /> Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni<br /> And dream of driving a Zamboni<br /> All over SaskatchewanDon't want to be a Canadian idiot<br /> Won't figure out the temperature in Celsius<br /> See the map they're hovering right over us<br /> Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervousAlways hear the same kind of story<br /> Break their nose and they'll just say sorry<br /> Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?<br /> It's gotta mean they're all up to something<br /> So quick before they see it coming<br /> Time for a preemptive strikeLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>