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Uh huh, extra cheese<br /> Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for mePizza party at your house<br /> I went just to check it out<br /> Nineteen extra larges<br /> What a shame no one cameJust us eatin' all alone<br /> You said, "Take the pizza home<br /> No sense lettin' all this go to waste"<br /> So then I facedPizza all day and every day<br /> This cheese 'round the clock<br /> Is gettin' me blocked<br /> And I sure don't care for irregularityTell me<br /> Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?<br /> 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated<br /> In the bathroom I sit and I wait and I strain<br /> And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain<br /> Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?<br /> No, no, noI was feelin' pretty down<br /> Till my girlfriend came around<br /> We're just so alike in every way<br /> I gotta sayIn fact I just thought I might<br /> Pop the question there that night<br /> I was kissing her so tenderly<br /> But woe is meWho would have guessed, her family crest<br /> I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her thigh<br /> And son of a gun<br /> It's just like the one on meTell me<br /> How was I supposed to know we were both related?<br /> Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated<br /> What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose<br /> And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes<br /> And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?<br /> No, no, no<br /> (No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)I had so much on my mind<br /> I thought maybe I'd unwind<br /> Try out that new roller coaster ride<br /> And the guideSaid not to stand<br /> But that's a demand that I couldn't meet<br /> I got on my feet and stood up instead<br /> And knocked off my head, you seeTell me<br /> Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?<br /> This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it<br /> Such a drag, now can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore<br /> I can't belch or yodel anymore<br /> Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports IllustratedOh no<br /> Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?<br /> (Yeah, yeah)<br /> I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated<br /> What a bummer, can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze<br /> But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now<br /> Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated<br /> No, no, noLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>