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[sound effects from tools]Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town<br /> Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here<br /> I thought that I would go right outta my mind<br /> Until a friend told me the newsHe said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lot<br /> Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it<br /> And on the spot they're gonna build a shop<br /> Where we can go buy bolts and screws"Since then I've been walking on air (air)<br /> I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair<br /> 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care<br /> I've been waiting since last JuneFor this day to finally arrive<br /> I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive<br /> 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside<br /> Well, I hope they open soonI can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)<br /> When they gonna open up that door?<br /> I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the<br /> Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the<br /> Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the<br /> Hardware storeIn my sleeping bag I camped out overnight<br /> Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out<br /> I pressed my nose right up against the glass<br /> You know, I had to be first in lineGonna get me a flashlight and a broom<br /> Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house<br /> See those hacksaws? Very, very soon<br /> One of them will be all mineGuys with nametags walking down the aisles<br /> Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles<br /> Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles<br /> All arranged alphabeticallyAnd they're doing a promotional stunt<br /> There's a great big purple sign out front<br /> That says every 27th customer<br /> Will get a ball peen hammer freeI can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)<br /> When are they gonna open up that door?<br /> I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the<br /> Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the<br /> Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the<br /> Hardware storeI'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the<br /> Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the<br /> Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the<br /> Hardware store(breathe)<br /> Would you look at all that stuff ...<br /> They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters<br /> Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters<br /> Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires<br /> BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers<br /> Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters<br /> Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters<br /> Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables<br /> Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles<br /> Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication<br /> Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation<br /> Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors<br /> Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors<br /> Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers<br /> Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers<br /> Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers<br /> Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakersI can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)<br /> When are they gonna open up that door?<br /> I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the<br /> Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the<br /> Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the<br /> Hardware storeI'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the<br /> Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the<br /> Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the<br /> Hardware storeI'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the<br /> Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the<br /> Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the<br /> Hardware storeLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>