It's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air raid sirens blareIt's Christmas at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a testEverywhere the atom bombs are dropping
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last-minute shopping
It's time to face your final destinyWell it's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath the mushroom cloudYou might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or jack frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to killOh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on new year's dayIt's Christmas at Ground Zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoeIt's Christmas at Ground Zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke
We're gonna get nuked on this jolly holidayWhat a crazy fluke
We're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday