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Generic Blues

I woke up this morning, then I went back to bed

Said I woke up this morning, then I went right back to bed

Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear

And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head

You know what I'm sayin'Well, I ain't got not money, I'm just walkin' down the road

Said I ain't got no money, honey

So I'm just walking down this lonely, old road

Well, I wish I could get me some money

But I forgot my automated teller codeI was born in a paper sack in the bottom of a sewer

I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast, my family was so poor

My daddy was a waitress, my mama sold bathroom tiles

My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only childI got the blues so bad, kinda wish I was dead

Maybe I'll blow my brains out, mama

Or maybe I'll, yeah, maybe I'll just go bowlin' insteadI'm just a no good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking

Sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime

Nothing but a low down, beer bellied, bone headed, pigeon toed

Turkey necked, weasel faced, worthless hunk of slimeI guess I got a pretty low self image

Maybe it's a chemical imbalance or something

I should probably go and see a doctor about it when I've got the timeMake it talk

Oh, make it talk, son, make it talk

OK, now make it shut upPlagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down

I always feel so miserable whenever I'm around

I wish somebody would come along, stick a pitchfork through my brain

I'd flush myself right down the toilet, but I'd just clog up the drainI got the blues so bad, kinda wish I was dead

Maybe I'll blow my brains out, mama

Or maybe I'll go bowlin', or I just might go bowlingMaybe I'll just rent some shoes and go bowling

Maybe I'll join a league, enter a tournament

Put on a stupid looking shirt and go bowling instead, yeah

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