Happy Birthday

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to youWell, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year

We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer

You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat

A million people every day are starving in the streetYour daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor

Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four

There's garbage in the water, there's poison in the sky

I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna dieHappy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to youWell, what's the matter, little friend, you think this party is the pits

Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits

The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose

Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuseIt doesn't take a military genius to see

We'll all be crispy critters after World War III

There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide

When they drop the big one, we all get friedCome on boys and girls, sing along, okayHappy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you, wowWell, there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight

There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight

There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed

Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greedI guess you know the earth is gonna crash into the sun

But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun

So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take

Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cakeHappy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you, wowHappy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to youHappy birthday to you

And a pinch to grow an inch