I Can't Watch This

Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:

I can't watch this, I can't watch this

I can't watch this, I can't watch thisMy my my my TV makes me so bored

Makes me say, oh my Lord

What is this garbage here?

Wanna cover my eyes and plug my earsIt sucks, and that's no lie

It's about as much fun as watching paint dry

Lowers my IQ one notch

And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watchI told you homeboy, I can't watch this

Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know, I can't watch this

Poke out my eyes, man, I can't watch this

Yo, gimme that remote control, I can't watch thisTalkin' 'bout sick shows

There's America's Funniest Home Videos

I can't believe my eyes

When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prizeSomebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof

Lands right on the lawn, face first on a rake

I hear they got it on the seventeenth take

That's funny as a kick in the crotch

And that kind of show, uh, I can't watchYo, I told you, I can't watch this

Change the channel now, man, I can't watch this

Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker, I can't watch thisCosby Show and Rosanne

Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can

Judge Wopner, oh my

You gotta be Rain Man to like this guyThirty Something is alright If you like hearing

Yuppies whining all night, can't stand Twin Peaks

Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks

Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home and sit on their thumbsThat's word because you know, I can't watch this

I can't watch this, break it downHere's how to order, money back guarantee

Removes tough stains fast, it tastes more like fresh peanuts

They keep going and going, don't hate me, because I'm beautiful

Could be dandruff, our prices are insane

Stop, Prime TimeI'm pretty sure I'll be sick

If I have to watch another stupid pet trick

Or that guy with the real flat hair

That goes 'Woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the airThose weird talk shows

About transsexual Nazi Eskimos

They're rude, crude and vile

Just for a minute let's flip down the dialFlip, flip, flip, eww, I can't watch this

Look man, I can't watch this

I can't take this torture no more, I can't

I can't watch this, pay the bills, station break, break it downOperators are standing, cubic zirconium necklace

You're soaking in it, and our fabulous swimsuit issue

When you've got a headache this big, read the book

This is your brain on drugs, I've fallen and I can't get up

Stop, Cable TimeHBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV

I might like 'em more after my lobotomy

Now why did I ever pay for this junk?

I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunkJust brainless blood and guts

And mindless T&A

It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy

It's stupid, gonna throw my set awayI can't watch this, I can't watch this

I can't watch this, yeah I can't watch this

I told you, can't watch this, too hip, can't watch this

Get me outta here, can't watch this