The White Stuff

The white stuff, the white stuffThe first one was a sweet one

Second one was a blast

Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fastYou can see 'em in my teeth

Tell it when I talk

Had so many my pancreas just went into shockI love the white stuff, baby

In the middle of an Oreo

I love the white stuff, baby

It's the most delicious thing I knowI've had a zillion or two

In my life, they're so right

My teeth are all rotted clear through

But who cares? What else am I supposed to do?Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the white stuff

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo

What's in the middle? The white stuffThe first time that I tried it

Got a big sugar buzz

Nothing gets me high as that sandwich cookie doesBut I love the filling most

I rub it on my roast

Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toastI love the white stuff, baby

In the middle of an Oreo

I love the white stuff, baby

Take some with me everywhere I goMight get a pimple or two

Well, so what? It's all right

Now Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do

All I need, you know what it isOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the white stuff

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the white stuff

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo

What's in the middle? The white stuff