Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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They showed up on my doorstep<br /> Just a couple weeks ago<br /> They looked so sweet and harmless<br /> Tell me, how was I to knowThey got a little too close to the microwave<br /> And then much to my surprise<br /> They grew to forty thousand times their original size<br /> They started mutatin' right before my eyes, oh myAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars<br /> A race from a distant place<br /> They came in UFOs shaped just like Cuban cigars<br /> Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal<br /> Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel<br /> Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near MarsThe president, he's is a panic<br /> The pentagon, they're in shock<br /> There's a team of research scientists<br /> They got 'em workin' 'round the clockNow the National Guard is out in my backyard<br /> And the Marines'll be comin' around<br /> I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town<br /> 'Cause the property values are goin' way down nowAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars<br /> They're back and they're lookin' for a snack<br /> And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars<br /> I hope they're not plannin' to stay<br /> Who invited them here anyway<br /> Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near MarsWell, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp<br /> And there's one the size of central park<br /> They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth<br /> They're evil and nasty and they glow in the darkOh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys<br /> You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot<br /> They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world<br /> But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, nowAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars<br /> What a racket they're makin', Jack<br /> They keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitars<br /> Listen to 'em squeal<br /> They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheel<br /> Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near MarsHey Jack, you better watch your back<br /> Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars<br /> Well, well, it's called the<br /> Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet<br /> A planet near MarsLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>
Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N Lyrics
They showed up on my doorstep
Just a couple weeks ago
They looked so sweet and harmless
Tell me, how was I to knowThey got a little too close to the microwave
And then much to my surprise
They grew to forty thousand times their original size
They started mutatin' right before my eyes, oh myAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
A race from a distant place
They came in UFOs shaped just like Cuban cigars
Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal
Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near MarsThe president, he's is a panic
The pentagon, they're in shock
There's a team of research scientists
They got 'em workin' 'round the clockNow the National Guard is out in my backyard
And the Marines'll be comin' around
I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town
'Cause the property values are goin' way down nowAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
They're back and they're lookin' for a snack
And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars
I hope they're not plannin' to stay
Who invited them here anyway
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near MarsWell, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp
And there's one the size of central park
They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth
They're evil and nasty and they glow in the darkOh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys
You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot
They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world
But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, nowAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
What a racket they're makin', Jack
They keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitars
Listen to 'em squeal
They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near MarsHey Jack, you better watch your back
Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars
Well, well, it's called the
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet
A planet near Mars