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I used to think my life was so empty<br /> I used to think life was passin' me by<br /> Well, I was just about ready<br /> To curl up and dieBut then one day I got a visit<br /> From the cable company<br /> Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in<br /> And now I got cable TVAnd now I get to watch the stock report in Korean<br /> Midget wrestling on Channel Three<br /> It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em<br /> Yeah, but that's all right with meI got cable TV<br /> (Cable TV)<br /> A cable TV<br /> (Cable TV)<br /> Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy<br /> I love my cable TV, yeah<br /> I love my cable TVI got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network<br /> The news and weather from Peru<br /> I got celebrity hockey<br /> The Racketball Channel tooBugs Bunny direct from Atlanta<br /> Mr. Wizard is on at five<br /> I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car<br /> So I can watch MTV while I driveI'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs<br /> The kind you just can't get for free<br /> Now I never wanna leave my apartment<br /> 'Cause there's just so much for me to seeOn my cable TV<br /> (Cable TV)<br /> A cable TV<br /> (Cable TV)<br /> Well, if you need to find me you know where I'll be<br /> Watchin' my cable TV, yeah<br /> Watchin' my cable TV<br /> 'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah<br /> I love my cable TVMy friends are gettin' kinda worried<br /> They think I'm turning into some kinda freak<br /> Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've seen Porky's<br /> Twenty-seven times this weekOn my cable TV<br /> (Cable TV)<br /> A cable TV<br /> (Cable TV)<br /> Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me<br /> I love my cable TV, yeah<br /> I love my cable TV<br /> Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah<br /> I need my cable TVWell, I love, I love my cable TV<br /> (TV)<br /> Got to have cable TV<br /> (TV)<br /> Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah<br /> (TV)<br /> Can't live without my cable TVWell, I said, got to have some cable TV<br /> (TV)<br /> I've got to have my cable TV<br /> I said cable TV, yeah<br /> (TV)<br /> Got to have cable TV<br /> (TV)<br /> (TV)Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>

Cable TV Lyrics


I used to think my life was so empty
I used to think life was passin' me by
Well, I was just about ready
To curl up and dieBut then one day I got a visit
From the cable company
Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in
And now I got cable TVAnd now I get to watch the stock report in Korean
Midget wrestling on Channel Three
It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em
Yeah, but that's all right with meI got cable TV
(Cable TV)
A cable TV
(Cable TV)
Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy
I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TVI got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network
The news and weather from Peru
I got celebrity hockey

The Racketball Channel tooBugs Bunny direct from Atlanta
Mr. Wizard is on at five
I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
So I can watch MTV while I driveI'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs
The kind you just can't get for free
Now I never wanna leave my apartment
'Cause there's just so much for me to seeOn my cable TV
(Cable TV)
A cable TV
(Cable TV)
Well, if you need to find me you know where I'll be
Watchin' my cable TV, yeah
Watchin' my cable TV
'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TVMy friends are gettin' kinda worried
They think I'm turning into some kinda freak
Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've seen Porky's
Twenty-seven times this weekOn my cable TV
(Cable TV)
A cable TV
(Cable TV)
Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me
I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV
Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah
I need my cable TVWell, I love, I love my cable TV
(TV)
Got to have cable TV
(TV)
Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah
(TV)
Can't live without my cable TVWell, I said, got to have some cable TV
(TV)
I've got to have my cable TV
I said cable TV, yeah
(TV)
Got to have cable TV
(TV)
(TV)

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Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23, 1959 in Downey, California) is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, actor, comedian, satirist, accordian player and kazooist. Yankovic is known in particular for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and that often parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts. Since his first-aired song parody in 1976, he has sold more than 12 million albums—more than any other comedy act in history—recorded more than 150 parody and original songs, and has performed more than 1,000 live shows.

Read more about "Weird Al" Yankovic on Last.fm.


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