Cable TV - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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I used to think my life was so empty<br /> I used to think life was passin' me by<br /> Well, I was just about ready<br /> To curl up and dieBut then one day I got a visit<br /> From the cable company<br /> Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in<br /> And now I got cable TVAnd now I get to watch the stock report in Korean<br /> Midget wrestling on Channel Three<br /> It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em<br /> Yeah, but that's all right with meI got cable TV<br /> (Cable TV)<br /> A cable TV<br /> (Cable TV)<br /> Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy<br /> I love my cable TV, yeah<br /> I love my cable TVI got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network<br /> The news and weather from Peru<br /> I got celebrity hockey<br /> The Racketball Channel tooBugs Bunny direct from Atlanta<br /> Mr. Wizard is on at five<br /> I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car<br /> So I can watch MTV while I driveI'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs<br /> The kind you just can't get for free<br /> Now I never wanna leave my apartment<br /> 'Cause there's just so much for me to seeOn my cable TV<br /> (Cable TV)<br /> A cable TV<br /> (Cable TV)<br /> Well, if you need to find me you know where I'll be<br /> Watchin' my cable TV, yeah<br /> Watchin' my cable TV<br /> 'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah<br /> I love my cable TVMy friends are gettin' kinda worried<br /> They think I'm turning into some kinda freak<br /> Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've seen Porky's<br /> Twenty-seven times this weekOn my cable TV<br /> (Cable TV)<br /> A cable TV<br /> (Cable TV)<br /> Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me<br /> I love my cable TV, yeah<br /> I love my cable TV<br /> Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah<br /> I need my cable TVWell, I love, I love my cable TV<br /> (TV)<br /> Got to have cable TV<br /> (TV)<br /> Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah<br /> (TV)<br /> Can't live without my cable TVWell, I said, got to have some cable TV<br /> (TV)<br /> I've got to have my cable TV<br /> I said cable TV, yeah<br /> (TV)<br /> Got to have cable TV<br /> (TV)<br /> (TV)Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>
Cable TV Lyrics
I used to think my life was so empty
I used to think life was passin' me by
Well, I was just about ready
To curl up and dieBut then one day I got a visit
From the cable company
Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in
And now I got cable TVAnd now I get to watch the stock report in Korean
Midget wrestling on Channel Three
It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em
Yeah, but that's all right with meI got cable TV
(Cable TV)
A cable TV
(Cable TV)
Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy
I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TVI got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network
The news and weather from Peru
I got celebrity hockey
The Racketball Channel tooBugs Bunny direct from Atlanta
Mr. Wizard is on at five
I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
So I can watch MTV while I driveI'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs
The kind you just can't get for free
Now I never wanna leave my apartment
'Cause there's just so much for me to seeOn my cable TV
(Cable TV)
A cable TV
(Cable TV)
Well, if you need to find me you know where I'll be
Watchin' my cable TV, yeah
Watchin' my cable TV
'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TVMy friends are gettin' kinda worried
They think I'm turning into some kinda freak
Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've seen Porky's
Twenty-seven times this weekOn my cable TV
(Cable TV)
A cable TV
(Cable TV)
Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me
I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV
Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah
I need my cable TVWell, I love, I love my cable TV
(TV)
Got to have cable TV
(TV)
Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah
(TV)
Can't live without my cable TVWell, I said, got to have some cable TV
(TV)
I've got to have my cable TV
I said cable TV, yeah
(TV)
Got to have cable TV
(TV)
(TV)