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Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time<br /> Just don't feel like goin' to work - I think I'll call my boss, then I'm<br /> Gonna hack and cough and wheeze<br /> Swear I've got some strange disease<br /> What's that little twerp gonna say?<br /> Hey<br /> I'm callin' in sick today<br /> Callin' in sick todayI could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp<br /> I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes to Camp"<br /> I could sit and count my hair<br /> I could burp my Tupperware<br /> I'm not busy now anyway<br /> HeyI'm callin' in sick today<br /> Callin' in sick today<br /> Ain't goin' to work, no way<br /> Callin' in sick todayI can do anything I want to<br /> I am invincible now<br /> I'm on fire, baby<br /> I'm alive, I'm alive, can you hear me, world?<br /> I'm alive!Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun<br /> And trying not to squint<br /> Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from<br /> My belly button lint<br /> When I'm sick of takin' abuse<br /> I just make up some lame excuse<br /> Freedom's just seven digits away<br /> HeyI'm callin' in sick today<br /> Callin' in sick today<br /> Ain't goin' to work, no way<br /> Callin' in sick todayLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>