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Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man<br /> The kind of man you'd never disrespect<br /> He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses, and had a third nipple on the back of his neck<br /> He ate his own weight in coal, excreted diamonds everyday<br /> He could throw you down a flight of stairs, but you still would love him anyway<br /> Yeah, you know you'd love him anywayCharles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France with two flat tires and a missing chain<br /> He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry, I'm telling you the man was insane<br /> He could rip out your beating heart, and show it to you before you died<br /> Everyday he' make the host of Match Game give him a piggyback ride<br /> Yeah, two hour piggyback ride, giddy up GeneNinja warrior, master of disguise<br /> He could melt your brain with his laser-beam eyes, Oh yeah<br /> Oh yeah<br /> He had his own line at the DMV<br /> He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee<br /> Oh yeah<br /> Oh yeah, that was something to see, I tell yaCharles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings<br /> As a potent aphrodisiac<br /> He ran a four minute mile blindfolded<br /> With an engine block strapped to his back<br /> He could eat more frozen waffles<br /> Then any other man I know<br /> Once he fell off the Chrysler building<br /> And he barely even stubbed his toe<br /> Had a tiny little scratch on his toe<br /> Didn't even hurtLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>