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Whoa, yeah!You've got a 65 Chevy Malibu<br /> With automatic drive, a custom paint job too<br /> I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow<br /> And a slightly-used sombrero<br /> And I'll even throw in a stapler, if you insistCraigslist<br /> I'm on Craigslist, baby, come on<br /> YeahWell, we shared a quick glance Saturday at the mall<br /> I never took a chance, never approached you at all<br /> You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of gas<br /> I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask<br /> Come on, let's find that love connection that we missedOn Craigslist<br /> Yeah, Craigslist, come on<br /> I'm on Craigslist, baby<br /> Maybe you are too<br /> Bee bomp a chonk a donk bim bang booAn open letter to the snotty barista<br /> At the Coffee Bean on San Vicente Boulevard:<br /> I know there were 20 people behind me in line<br /> But I was on a cell phone call with my mother<br /> Didn't you see me hold up my index finger?<br /> That means I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes<br /> So what's with the attitude, lady?<br /> No tip for youGot a trash can of Styrofoam peanuts, you can have em for free<br /> You can drop by on the weekend and pick em up from me<br /> But the trash can ain't part of the deal<br /> Only givin' you the peanuts, get real<br /> Don't have no Hefty bags, so bring your own<br /> Don't bug me with questions on the phone<br /> Don't ask for help, don't waste my time<br /> And don't complain, cause they won't cost you a dime<br /> Just ask yourself<br /> Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts?<br /> You can have my Styrofoam peanuts<br /> Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts?<br /> You can have 'em allThey're on Craigslist, yeah<br /> Craigslist, oh baby, come on<br /> I'm on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist<br /> I'm on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist now<br /> CraigslistLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>