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Put down your chainsaw and listen to me<br /> It's time for us to join in the fight<br /> It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys<br /> It's time to let the bedbugs biteYou better put all your eggs in one basket<br /> You better count your chickens before they hatch<br /> You better sell some wine before it's time<br /> You better find yourself an itch to scratchYou better squeeze all the Charmin<br /> you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around<br /> Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tanTalk with your mouth full<br /> Bite the hand that feeds you<br /> Bite on more than you chew<br /> What can you do<br /> Dare to be stupidTake some wooden nickles<br /> Look for Mr. Goodbar<br /> Get your mojo working now<br /> I'll show you how<br /> You can dare to be stupidYou can turn the other cheek<br /> You can just give up the ship<br /> You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tipDare to be stupid<br /> Come on and dare to be stupid<br /> It's so easy to do<br /> Dare to be stupid<br /> We're all waiting for you<br /> Let's goIt's time to make a mountain out of a molehill<br /> So can I have a volunteer<br /> There's no more time for crying over spilled milk<br /> Now it's time for crying in your beerSettle down, raise a family, join the P-T-A<br /> Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet<br /> And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away<br /> It's OK, you can dare to be stupidIt's like spitting on a fish<br /> It's like barking up a tree<br /> It's like I said you gotta buy one if you want to get one freeDare to be stupid (yes)<br /> Why don't you dare to be stupid<br /> It's so easy to do<br /> Dare to be stupid<br /> We're all waiting for you<br /> Dare to be stupidBurn your candle at both ends<br /> Look a gift horse in the mouth<br /> Mashed potatoes can be your friendsYou can be a coffee achiever<br /> You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver<br /> The future's up to you<br /> So what you gonna doDare to be stupid<br /> Dare to be stupid<br /> What did I say<br /> Dare to be stupid<br /> Tell me, what did I say<br /> Dare to be stupid<br /> It's alright<br /> Dare to be stupid<br /> We can be stupid all night<br /> Dare to be stupid<br /> Come on, join the crowd<br /> Dare to be stupid<br /> Shout it out loud<br /> Dare to be stupid<br /> I can't hear you<br /> Dare to be stupid<br /> OK, I can hear you now<br /> Dare to be stupid<br /> Let's go, Dare to be stupid<br /> Dare to be stupid<br /> Dare to be stupid<br /> Dare to be stupid<br /> Dare to be stupid<br /> Dare to be stupid<br /> Dare to be stupid<br /> Dare to be stupidLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>