Dog Eat Dog - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Found a job in a great big office<br /> And I really love this place<br /> I got my, my very own Scotch tape dispenser<br /> And I got a private parking space, haAnd I got a coffee mug with my, with my name right on it<br /> In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine<br /> Don't even touch it 'cause it doesn't belong to you<br /> I'm watching you, so don't get funnyI'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder<br /> Watch out, it's dog eat dog<br /> Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright<br /> Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog<br /> Here we goI love to watch my boss get angry<br /> So I can count the veins in his neck, ha<br /> Every day is like a picnic<br /> Every Friday, get a checkWell, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day<br /> I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener<br /> Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut<br /> They'll never miss it, no, they'll never miss itI'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder<br /> Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog<br /> Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright<br /> Watch out, hey, well, it's dog eat dogSometimes I can't believe this is all really happening<br /> Sometimes I can't believe that I'm really sitting here<br /> Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful stapler"<br /> Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful chair"Nobody's sure what I do here<br /> And that's just fine with me<br /> Five o'clock is here much too soon now<br /> 'Cause I just never wanna leaveI can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals<br /> Maybe I could get on, on David Letterman<br /> I think I made a big mistake<br /> Where's my liquid paper? Where's my liquid paper?I'm climbing up, way up the corporate ladder now<br /> Watch out, it's dog eat dog<br /> Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright<br /> Better be careful now, it's dog eat dogWatch me work, hey, hey, stand back now<br /> Look out, mama, it's dog eat dog<br /> Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good<br /> Hey, dog eat dogHere we go, dog eat dog<br /> Say, dog eat dog<br /> Hey, hey, dog eat dog<br /> Say, dog eat dogHere we go, dog eat dog<br /> Dog eat dog<br /> Dog eat dog<br /> Dog eat dog<br /> Dog eat dogLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>
Dog Eat Dog Lyrics
Found a job in a great big office
And I really love this place
I got my, my very own Scotch tape dispenser
And I got a private parking space, haAnd I got a coffee mug with my, with my name right on it
In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine
Don't even touch it 'cause it doesn't belong to you
I'm watching you, so don't get funnyI'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder
Watch out, it's dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright
Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog
Here we goI love to watch my boss get angry
So I can count the veins in his neck, ha
Every day is like a picnic
Every Friday, get a checkWell, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day
I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener
Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut
They'll never miss it, no, they'll never miss itI'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder
Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright
Watch out, hey, well, it's dog eat dogSometimes I can't believe this is all really happening
Sometimes I can't believe that I'm really sitting here
Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful stapler"
Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful chair"Nobody's sure what I do here
And that's just fine with me
Five o'clock is here much too soon now
'Cause I just never wanna leaveI can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals
Maybe I could get on, on David Letterman
I think I made a big mistake
Where's my liquid paper? Where's my liquid paper?I'm climbing up, way up the corporate ladder now
Watch out, it's dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright
Better be careful now, it's dog eat dogWatch me work, hey, hey, stand back now
Look out, mama, it's dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good
Hey, dog eat dogHere we go, dog eat dog
Say, dog eat dog
Hey, hey, dog eat dog
Say, dog eat dogHere we go, dog eat dog
Dog eat dog
Dog eat dog
Dog eat dog
Dog eat dog