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Your butt is wide, well mine is too<br /> Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you<br /> The word is out, better treat me right<br /> 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite<br /> Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all rightMy zippers bust, my buckles break<br /> I'm too much man for you to take<br /> The pavement cracks when I fall down<br /> I've got more chins than ChinatownWell, I've never used a phone booth<br /> And I've never seen my toes<br /> When I'm goin' to the movies<br /> I take up seven rowsBecause I'm fat, I'm fat, come on<br /> (Fat, fat, really, really fat)<br /> You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it<br /> (Fat, fat, really, really fat)<br /> You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, you know<br /> (Fat, fat, really, really fat)Don't ya call me pudgy, portly or stout<br /> Just now tell me once again, whos fat?When I walk out to get my mail<br /> It measures on the Richter scale<br /> Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man<br /> I'm the only one who gets a tan<br /> If I have one more pie a la mode<br /> I'm gonna need my own ZIP codeWhen you're only havin' seconds<br /> I'm havin' twenty thirds<br /> When I go to get my shoes shined<br /> I gotta take their wordBecause I'm fat, I'm fat, come on<br /> (Fat, fat, really, really fat)<br /> You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it<br /> (Fat, fat, really, really fat)<br /> You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know<br /> (Fat, fat, really, really fat)And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds<br /> Lemme tell you once again, who's fatIf you see me comin' your way<br /> Better give me plenty space<br /> If I tell you that I'm hungry<br /> Then won't you feed my faceBecause I'm fat, I'm fat, come on<br /> (Fat, fat, really, really fat)<br /> You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it<br /> (Fat, fat, really, really fat)<br /> You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know<br /> (Fat, fat, really, really fat)When I sit around the house<br /> I really sit around the houseYou know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on<br /> (Fat, fat, really, really fat)<br /> You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it<br /> (Fat, fat, really, really fat)<br /> You know, you know, you know, come on<br /> (Fat, fat, really, really fat)And you know all by myself Im a crowd<br /> Lemme tell you once againYou know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it<br /> (Fat, fat, really, really fat)<br /> You know I'm fat, you know<br /> (Fat, fat, really, really fat)<br /> You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know<br /> (Fat, fat, really, really fat)And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud<br /> Just tell me once again, whos fatLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>

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Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all rightMy zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than ChinatownWell, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rowsBecause I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, you know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)Don't ya call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again, whos fat?When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale

Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own ZIP codeWhen you're only havin' seconds
I'm havin' twenty thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their wordBecause I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again, who's fatIf you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my faceBecause I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)When I sit around the house
I really sit around the houseYou know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)And you know all by myself Im a crowd
Lemme tell you once againYou know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again, whos fat

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Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23, 1959 in Downey, California) is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, actor, comedian, satirist, accordian player and kazooist. Yankovic is known in particular for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and that often parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts. Since his first-aired song parody in 1976, he has sold more than 12 million albums—more than any other comedy act in history—recorded more than 150 parody and original songs, and has performed more than 1,000 live shows.

Read more about "Weird Al" Yankovic on Last.fm.


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