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Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> I never seem to finish all my food<br /> So I always gets doggy bag from the waiter<br /> So I just keep what's still unchewed<br /> And I take it home, save it for laterBut then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation<br /> Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation<br /> I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve<br /> I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers<br /> Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer<br /> I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tightWith aluminum foil (foil)<br /> Never settle for less<br /> That kind of wrap is just the best<br /> To keep your sandwich nice and fresh<br /> Stick it in your cooler (cooler)<br /> Eat it when you're ready<br /> But maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)<br /> A refreshing herbal teaMmm, lovely!Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code<br /> I've figured out these shadow organizations<br /> And the Illuminati know<br /> That they're finally primed for world dominationAnd soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border<br /> Puppet masters for the New World Order<br /> Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you<br /> And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing<br /> Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning<br /> Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hatFrom aluminum foil (foil)<br /> Wear a hat that's foil lined<br /> In case an alien's inclined<br /> To probe your butt or read your mind<br /> Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)<br /> Seems a little crazy<br /> But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)<br /> There's a big conspiracyLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>

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Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
I never seem to finish all my food
So I always gets doggy bag from the waiter
So I just keep what's still unchewed
And I take it home, save it for laterBut then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation
I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tightWith aluminum foil (foil)
Never settle for less

That kind of wrap is just the best
To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
Stick it in your cooler (cooler)
Eat it when you're ready
But maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)
A refreshing herbal teaMmm, lovely!Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
I've figured out these shadow organizations
And the Illuminati know
That they're finally primed for world dominationAnd soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hatFrom aluminum foil (foil)
Wear a hat that's foil lined
In case an alien's inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind
Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)
Seems a little crazy
But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)
There's a big conspiracy

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Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23, 1959 in Downey, California) is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, actor, comedian, satirist, accordian player and kazooist. Yankovic is known in particular for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and that often parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts. Since his first-aired song parody in 1976, he has sold more than 12 million albums—more than any other comedy act in history—recorded more than 150 parody and original songs, and has performed more than 1,000 live shows.

Read more about "Weird Al" Yankovic on Last.fm.


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