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I woke up this morning, then I went back to bed<br /> Said I woke up this morning, then I went right back to bed<br /> Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear<br /> And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head<br /> You know what I'm sayin'Well, I ain't got not money, I'm just walkin' down the road<br /> Said I ain't got no money, honey<br /> So I'm just walking down this lonely, old road<br /> Well, I wish I could get me some money<br /> But I forgot my automated teller codeI was born in a paper sack in the bottom of a sewer<br /> I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast, my family was so poor<br /> My daddy was a waitress, my mama sold bathroom tiles<br /> My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only childI got the blues so bad, kinda wish I was dead<br /> Maybe I'll blow my brains out, mama<br /> Or maybe I'll, yeah, maybe I'll just go bowlin' insteadI'm just a no good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking<br /> Sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime<br /> Nothing but a low down, beer bellied, bone headed, pigeon toed<br /> Turkey necked, weasel faced, worthless hunk of slimeI guess I got a pretty low self image<br /> Maybe it's a chemical imbalance or something<br /> I should probably go and see a doctor about it when I've got the timeMake it talk<br /> Oh, make it talk, son, make it talk<br /> OK, now make it shut upPlagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down<br /> I always feel so miserable whenever I'm around<br /> I wish somebody would come along, stick a pitchfork through my brain<br /> I'd flush myself right down the toilet, but I'd just clog up the drainI got the blues so bad, kinda wish I was dead<br /> Maybe I'll blow my brains out, mama<br /> Or maybe I'll go bowlin', or I just might go bowlingMaybe I'll just rent some shoes and go bowling<br /> Maybe I'll join a league, enter a tournament<br /> Put on a stupid looking shirt and go bowling instead, yeahLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>