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I'm not the brightest crayon in the box<br /> Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks<br /> I barely even know how to put on my own pants<br /> But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, genius in FranceHoom chaka laka<br /> Hoom chaka laka<br /> Hoom chakaI may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese<br /> I got a negative number on my S.A.T.'s<br /> I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance<br /> But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence<br /> I am still widely considered to be<br /> A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in FrancePeople say I'm a geek, I'm a moronic little freak<br /> And annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique<br /> If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a weekBut when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek<br /> They dig my mystique, they think I'm c'est magnifique<br /> When I'm in Paree, I'm the chicest of the chicThey love my body odor and my bad toupee<br /> They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret<br /> And when I'm sipping on a Perrier<br /> In some cafe town in St. TropezIt's hard to keep the fans at bay<br /> They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"<br /> "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"<br /> Hemenene humenene<br /> Himenene homenene, poodle, poodleFolks in my hometown think I'm a fool<br /> Got too much chlorine in my gene pool<br /> A few peas short of a casserole<br /> A few buttons missing on my remote controlA few fries short of a happy meal<br /> I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel<br /> Instructions on the heel<br /> Instructions on the heelBut when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants<br /> Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants<br /> And if you ask 'em why?<br /> You're bound to get this response(He's a genius in France, genius in France)<br /> That's right<br /> (He's a genius in France, genius in France)<br /> You know it<br /> (He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France)I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree<br /> But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree<br /> They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur<br /> Would you take ze picture with me?"I say, "Oui, oui"<br /> That's right<br /> I say, "Oui, oui"<br /> Oui, oui<br /> He says, "Oui, oui"I'm dumber than a box of hair<br /> But those Frenchies don't seem to care<br /> Don't know why, mon frere<br /> But they love me there<br /> I'm a genius in France, I'm a genius in FranceGonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes<br /> Gonna make those Frenchies scream<br /> "You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"<br /> Like a fine Renoir, I've got that je me c'est quoi<br /> Like a fine Renoir, I've got that je me c'estQuoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo<br /> Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo<br /> Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy<br /> Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy bowI'm a taco short of a combo plate<br /> But by some twist of fate, all the frogs think I'm great<br /> Oh, the men all faint and the women scream<br /> They like me more than heavy creamWhen I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy<br /> My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie<br /> They think I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half<br /> When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh(Haw haw haw haw haw)<br /> And laugh<br /> (Haw haw haw haw haw haw)People in France have lots of attitude<br /> They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food<br /> But when they see me, they just come unglued<br /> They think that I am one happening dudeBowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm<br /> I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball<br /> But they like me better than Charles De GaulleEntre nous, it's very true<br /> The room temperature's higher than my I.Q.<br /> But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu<br /> How did this happen I don't have a clueI'm not the quickest tractor on the farm<br /> I don't have any skills or grace or charm<br /> And most people look at me like<br /> I'm all covered with ants<br /> But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, genius in FranceAnd I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back<br /> I'm never, never, never, never goin' back home again<br /> I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket<br /> Gonna tell the folks back here where they can stick<br /> 'Cause I'm never goin' back<br /> I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' backThe girls back home never gave me a chance<br /> But I sho' 'nuff got them frogs in some kinda trance<br /> And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance<br /> But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a genius in FranceEvery Frenchie that I meet<br /> Just can't wait to kiss my feet<br /> Get in line, pucker up! Tout Suite!<br /> Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddyI'm gettin' even more famous by the hour<br /> I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power<br /> Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower<br /> A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left<br /> A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the leftI'm the biggest dork there is alive<br /> My mom picked out my clothes for me till I was thirty five<br /> And I forgot to mention<br /> I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek conventionBut the Frenchies think<br /> That my poop don't stink<br /> I'm a genius in FranceSay, would you pass the Grey Poupon?<br /> Merci beaucoupLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>