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Who's that waddlin' down the street?<br /> It's just me, 'cause I love to eat<br /> Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham<br /> Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!<br /> Every picture of me's<br /> Gotta be an aerial view<br /> Now my doctor tells me<br /> There's just one thing left to do--Grapefruit Diet (Diet)<br /> Throw out the pizza and beer<br /> Grapefruit Diet (Diet)<br /> Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here<br /> Grapefruit Diet (Diet)<br /> Might seem a little severe<br /> Grapefruit Diet (Diet)<br /> I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear<br /> Blow, flatty!Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce<br /> Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss<br /> Walked down an alley and I got stuck<br /> I got more rolls than a pastry truck<br /> When I'm all done eating<br /> I eat a little more<br /> When I leave a room<br /> First I gotta grease the doorGrapefruit Diet (Diet)<br /> Can't have another eclair<br /> Grapefruit Diet (Diet)<br /> I gotta decrease my derriereI'm on a Grapefruit Diet<br /> I'm on a Grapefruit Diet<br /> I'm on a Grapefruit DietNo more pie now<br /> No more creme brulee<br /> Lay off the gravy<br /> And souffle<br /> No french fri-yi-yies now<br /> No ice cream parfait<br /> Mr. Cheese Nacho<br /> Stay awayOh, I think I'd sell my soul<br /> For a triple patty melt<br /> But I need a boomerang<br /> When I put on my beltGrapefruit Diet (Diet)<br /> Lay off the 3 Musketeers<br /> Grapefruit Diet (Diet)<br /> Until my big booty disappears<br /> Grapefruit Diet (Diet)<br /> Eat'em till they're comin' out of my ears<br /> Grapefruit Diet (Diet)<br /> 'Cause I haven't seen my feet in yearsI'm on a Grapefruit Diet<br /> I'm on a Grapefruit Diet<br /> I'm on a Grapefruit Diet<br /> <br /> Songwriters<br /> PERRY, STEVEPublished by<br /> Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>