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First things first, I'm a craftsman (craftsman)<br /> Remodelling is my only passion (it's my passion)<br /> And I'm the greatest in the business<br /> Want referrals, yo<br /> My clientèle will bear you witness (right, right)<br /> I can help when your door jamb sticks (heh?)<br /> There is nothing in the world I can't fix (yeah)<br /> I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks<br /> Call me, I'll come rushing over with my bag of tricks (bag of tricks)<br /> Where you go when your disposal is rusted (rusted)<br /> Termite problem making you disgusted (yuck)<br /> When your front window is busted (hey hey hey)<br /> Just one man that's always trustedI'm so handy, you already know<br /> I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets over flows<br /> I'm so handy, I'll bring you up to code<br /> When your dishwasher's about to explodeNow you see that your furnace is needing some service<br /> I'm fully bonded, no need to be nervous<br /> Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica<br /> Maybe I'll hook up your dish washer combo dryer<br /> But all your pipes are antique<br /> Your water pressure's too weak<br /> You got an attic full of dry rot<br /> Because your roof sprung a leak<br /> Your fridge is starting to reek<br /> Your hardwood floors really squeak<br /> But don't you worry I'll just show you my amazing technique<br /> Now let me glue that, glue that and screw that, screw that<br /> Any random chore you got, well I can do that, do that<br /> Or maybe I'll just rewire your house for fun<br /> I got 99 problems but a switch ain't oneI'm so handy, everyone said so<br /> I'll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio<br /> I'm so handy, I'm the guy to know<br /> When your leaf blower doesn't blow-oh-oh-ohPatch the drywall, clean your gutters and mow the lawn<br /> Make that phone call, I'll install anything you want<br /> Yeah, check my big staple gun, my socket wrenches are second to none<br /> I won't quit 'til I'm done, don't even care if I hammer my thumb (OW!)Still rocking my screwdriver<br /> Got the whole world thinking I'm MacGuyver<br /> Your heating bills are shocking<br /> I can solve that with some duct tape and some caulking<br /> Your house is a disaster, huh?<br /> Need a guy whose a master with the plaster, huh?<br /> Let me be your stripper<br /> Taking off lacquer, no one does it quickerI'm so handy, you already know<br /> I'll beat all price quotes, my hourly rates are low<br /> I'm so handy, you should call this pro<br /> I'm in the phone book and se habla EspañolLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>