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Once there was this kid who<br /> Took a trip to Singapore<br /> And brought along his spraypaint<br /> And when he finally came back<br /> He had cane marks all over his bottomHe said that it was from when<br /> The warden whacked it so hard<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmmOnce there was this girl who<br /> Swore that one day she would be<br /> A figure skating champion<br /> And when she finally made it<br /> She saw some other girl who was betterSo she hired some guy<br /> To club her in the knee cap<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmmThey got paid for their sound-bites<br /> And sold their TV movie rightsAnd then there was this guy who<br /> Made his wife so mad one night<br /> That she cut off his weiner<br /> And when he finally came to<br /> He found that little Mr. Happy was missingHe couldn't quite explain<br /> It had always just been there<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmmLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>