Headline News - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Once there was this kid who<br /> Took a trip to Singapore<br /> And brought along his spraypaint<br /> And when he finally came back<br /> He had cane marks all over his bottomHe said that it was from when<br /> The warden whacked it so hard<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmmOnce there was this girl who<br /> Swore that one day she would be<br /> A figure skating champion<br /> And when she finally made it<br /> She saw some other girl who was betterSo she hired some guy<br /> To club her in the knee cap<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmmThey got paid for their sound-bites<br /> And sold their TV movie rightsAnd then there was this guy who<br /> Made his wife so mad one night<br /> That she cut off his weiner<br /> And when he finally came to<br /> He found that little Mr. Happy was missingHe couldn't quite explain<br /> It had always just been there<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm<br /> Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmmLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>
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Once there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore
And brought along his spraypaint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottomHe said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so hard
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmmOnce there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be
A figure skating champion
And when she finally made it
She saw some other girl who was betterSo she hired some guy
To club her in the knee cap
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmmThey got paid for their sound-bites
And sold their TV movie rightsAnd then there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night
That she cut off his weiner
And when he finally came to
He found that little Mr. Happy was missingHe couldn't quite explain
It had always just been there
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm