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Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> I can't watch this, I can't watch this<br /> I can't watch this, I can't watch thisMy my my my TV makes me so bored<br /> Makes me say, oh my Lord<br /> What is this garbage here?<br /> Wanna cover my eyes and plug my earsIt sucks, and that's no lie<br /> It's about as much fun as watching paint dry<br /> Lowers my IQ one notch<br /> And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watchI told you homeboy, I can't watch this<br /> Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know, I can't watch this<br /> Poke out my eyes, man, I can't watch this<br /> Yo, gimme that remote control, I can't watch thisTalkin' 'bout sick shows<br /> There's America's Funniest Home Videos<br /> I can't believe my eyes<br /> When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prizeSomebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof<br /> Lands right on the lawn, face first on a rake<br /> I hear they got it on the seventeenth take<br /> That's funny as a kick in the crotch<br /> And that kind of show, uh, I can't watchYo, I told you, I can't watch this<br /> Change the channel now, man, I can't watch this<br /> Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker, I can't watch thisCosby Show and Rosanne<br /> Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can<br /> Judge Wopner, oh my<br /> You gotta be Rain Man to like this guyThirty Something is alright If you like hearing<br /> Yuppies whining all night, can't stand Twin Peaks<br /> Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks<br /> Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home and sit on their thumbsThat's word because you know, I can't watch this<br /> I can't watch this, break it downHere's how to order, money back guarantee<br /> Removes tough stains fast, it tastes more like fresh peanuts<br /> They keep going and going, don't hate me, because I'm beautiful<br /> Could be dandruff, our prices are insane<br /> Stop, Prime TimeI'm pretty sure I'll be sick<br /> If I have to watch another stupid pet trick<br /> Or that guy with the real flat hair<br /> That goes 'Woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the airThose weird talk shows<br /> About transsexual Nazi Eskimos<br /> They're rude, crude and vile<br /> Just for a minute let's flip down the dialFlip, flip, flip, eww, I can't watch this<br /> Look man, I can't watch this<br /> I can't take this torture no more, I can't<br /> I can't watch this, pay the bills, station break, break it downOperators are standing, cubic zirconium necklace<br /> You're soaking in it, and our fabulous swimsuit issue<br /> When you've got a headache this big, read the book<br /> This is your brain on drugs, I've fallen and I can't get up<br /> Stop, Cable TimeHBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV<br /> I might like 'em more after my lobotomy<br /> Now why did I ever pay for this junk?<br /> I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunkJust brainless blood and guts<br /> And mindless T&A<br /> It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy<br /> It's stupid, gonna throw my set awayI can't watch this, I can't watch this<br /> I can't watch this, yeah I can't watch this<br /> I told you, can't watch this, too hip, can't watch this<br /> Get me outta here, can't watch thisLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>