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Ohhhhhh...<br /> I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,<br /> Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.<br /> I was tense, I was nervous,<br /> I guess it just wasn't my night.<br /> Art Fleming gave the answers,<br /> Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ightI lost on Jeopardy,<br /> Baby,<br /> (Oooh.)<br /> I lost on Jeopardy,<br /> Baby,<br /> (Oooh.)Well I knew I was in trouble now,<br /> My hope of winning sank,<br /> 'Cause I got the Daily Double now,<br /> And then my mind went blank.<br /> I took Potpourri for one hundred,<br /> And then my head started to spin.<br /> Well, I'm givin' up. Don Pardo,<br /> Just tell me now what I didn't win,<br /> Yeah, yeah.I lost on Jeopardy,<br /> Baby,<br /> (Oooh.)<br /> I lost on Jeopardy,<br /> Baby,<br /> (Oooh.)That's right Al--you lost! And let me tell what you didn't win: a twenty-<br /> volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a<br /> year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. But that's not all!<br /> You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people! And<br /> you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come!<br /> You don't get to come back tomorrow! You don't even get a lousy copy of our<br /> home game! You're a complete loser!!Don't know what I was thinkin' of,<br /> I guess I just wasn't too bright.<br /> Well, I sure hope I do better<br /> Next weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ightI lost on Jeopardy,<br /> Baby,<br /> (Oooh.)<br /> I lost on Jeopardy,<br /> Baby,<br /> (Oooh.)<br /> I lost on Jeopardy,<br /> Baby...Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>