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Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door<br /> Well, he always was the neighborhood clown<br /> Like the time he pulled my pants off<br /> And he took those color pictures<br /> And posted copies all over town<br /> Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn<br /> Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn<br /> What a crazy kid larry was, always foolin' aroundBoy, what a joker<br /> What a funny, funny guy<br /> I'll never forget about Larry<br /> No matter how I trySay, do you remember when I lost all my hair<br /> 'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo<br /> And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap<br /> And filled my toothpaste tube up glue<br /> All those wedgies he gave<br /> All those shoestrings he tied<br /> All those brownies he made with the ex-lax inside<br /> Oh, Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with youBoy, what a joker<br /> What a funny, funny guy<br /> I'll never forget about Larry<br /> No matter how I tryYou know I couldn't help but laugh<br /> Even though he treated me like slime<br /> Remember when he cut my car in half?<br /> Well, he really got me good that timeSay, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house<br /> Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag<br /> Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest<br /> And stuffed him in a big plastic bag<br /> If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say<br /> But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today<br /> He would have to agree with me<br /> It was a pretty good gagBoy, what a joker<br /> What a funny, funny guy<br /> I'll never forget about Larry<br /> No matter how I tryBoy, what a joker<br /> What a funny, funny guy<br /> I'll never forget about Larry<br /> No matter how I tryLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>