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Woh oh, I want a new duck<br /> One that won't try to bite<br /> One that won't chew a hole in my socks<br /> One that won't quack all nightI want a new duck<br /> One with big webbed feet<br /> One that knows how to wash my car<br /> And keep his room real neatOne that won't raid the ice box<br /> One that'll stay in shape<br /> One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape<br /> Or I'll tie him up with duct tapeI want a new duck<br /> A mallard I think<br /> One that won't make a mess of my house<br /> Or build a nest in the bathroom sinkI want a new duck<br /> One that won't steal a beer<br /> One that won't stick his bill in my mail<br /> One that knows the duck stops hereOne that won't drive me crazy waddling all around<br /> One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown<br /> And show me how to get down<br /> How to get down, babyGet it?<br /> Quack, quack, quack, quack<br /> Quack, quack, quack, quackI want a new duck<br /> Not a swan or a goose<br /> Just a drake, I can dress real cute<br /> Think I'm gonna name him BruceI want a new duck<br /> Not a quail or an owl<br /> One that won't molt too much<br /> One that won't smell too foulOne that won't beg for breadcrumbs<br /> Hangin' around all day<br /> He'd better mind his manners<br /> Better do just what I say<br /> Or he's gonna be duck pate, duck pate, yah, yahQuack, quack, quack, quack<br /> Quack, quack, quack, quackLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>