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Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> I sued Taco Bell<br /> 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas<br /> And I got fat!I sued Panasonic<br /> They never said I shouldn't use their microwave<br /> To dry off my catHuh, I sued Earthlink<br /> 'Cause I called them up<br /> N' they had the nerve to put me on holdI sued Starbucks<br /> 'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap<br /> And brrr, it was cold!I sued Toys'R'Us<br /> 'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball<br /> And nearly choked to deathUgh, I sued PetCo<br /> 'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter<br /> And now I got bad breath!I sued Coca-Cola, yo<br /> 'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle<br /> And it got stuck!I sued Delta Airlines<br /> 'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey<br /> I went there, and it sucked!Yeah!!!If you stand me up on a date<br /> If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds lateI'm gonna sue, sue<br /> Yes, I'm gonna sue<br /> Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do<br /> I'm gonna sue, sue<br /> Yes, I'm gonna sue<br /> Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!Ugh!!I sued Duracell<br /> They never told me not to shove that double-A<br /> Right up my noseI sued Home Depot<br /> 'Cause they sold me a hammer<br /> Which they knew I might drop on my toesI sued Dell Computers<br /> 'Cause I took a bath with my laptop<br /> Now it doesn't workI sued Fruit of the Loom<br /> 'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head<br /> I look like a jerkI sued Verizon<br /> 'Cause I get all depressed<br /> everytime my cell phone is roamingI sued Colorado<br /> 'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much<br /> Like WyomingI sued Neiman Marcus<br /> 'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations<br /> Way out of seasonI sued Ben Affleck<br /> --<br /> Aw, do I even need a reason?Ugh!If I sprain my ankle<br /> While I'm robbing your placeIf I hurt my knuckles<br /> When I punch you in the faceI'm gonna sue, sue<br /> Yes, I'm gonna sue<br /> Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do<br /> I'm gonna sue, sue<br /> Yes, I'm gonna sue<br /> Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue youUgh!<br /> Ugh!<br /> Ugh!I'll sue ya!<br /> I'll take all of your money<br /> I'll sue ya!<br /> If you even look at me funnyI'll sue ya!<br /> I'll take all of your money<br /> I'll sue ya!<br /> If you even look at me funnyI'll sue ya!<br /> I'll take all of your money<br /> I'll sue ya!<br /> If you even look at me funnyI'll sue ya!<br /> I'll take all of your money<br /> I'll sue ya!<br /> If you even look at me funnyI'll sue ya!<br /> Ha-ha ha ha-haa<br /> I'll sue ya!<br /> What'chall think of that?I'll sue ya!<br /> Ha-ha ha ha-haa<br /> Boo ya!<br /> I'll sue ya!Ugh!Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>