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There's a sale on our gabardine suits today<br /> They're all thirty percent off from yesterday<br /> There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed<br /> Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you needWe've got every color, we've got ev'ry shade<br /> We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade<br /> We got every fabric that was ever made<br /> But I'm known in this city as the King of SuedeWe got portly and regular and extra-long<br /> (Is my size up there?)<br /> We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong<br /> (Is my size up there?)<br /> We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick<br /> (Is my size up there?)<br /> With the collars ripped off, like in that Flashdance flick<br /> (Is my size up there?)Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid<br /> You can buy off the rack or have it custom made<br /> And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade<br /> 'Cause of my reputation as the King of SuedeIf you need a tuxedo for your junior prom<br /> (Is my size up there?)<br /> We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan<br /> (Is my size up there?)<br /> We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too<br /> (Is my size up there?)<br /> And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you<br /> (Is my size up there?)Well, I never made it past the second grade<br /> It took all of my life for me to learn this trade<br /> But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made<br /> 'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of SuedeThere's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits<br /> Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots<br /> You can try on our suede underwear if you choose<br /> Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoesKing of SuedeDon't miss out on our giant liquidation sale<br /> (Is my size up there?)<br /> Look for our color catalog in next week's mail<br /> (Is my size up there?)<br /> There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today<br /> It's the same old sale as yesterdayThirty years in the same location I have stayed<br /> There I am, right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade<br /> I got tough competition but I'm not afraid<br /> 'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede.King of Suede<br /> King of Suede<br /> King of Suede<br /> I'll always be King of Suede<br /> I'll always be King of SuedeLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>