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[Verse 1:]<br /> One time I was in the checkout line<br /> Behind Steven Seagal<br /> Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill<br /> Was in the very next bathroom stall<br /> My best friend's brother<br /> Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2<br /> My neighbour's baby sitter<br /> Dated three of the guys in Motley Crue<br /> I swear Jack Nicholson<br /> Looked right at me at a Laker's game[Hook:]<br /> I got a lame<br /> Lame claim to fame[Verse 2:]<br /> Check it out, I bought a second hand toaster<br /> from a guy who says he knows Brad Pitt<br /> I got me an email from the prince of Nigeria<br /> Well, he sure sounded legit<br /> My sister used to take piano lessons<br /> From the second cousin of Ralph Nader<br /> Last year I threw up in an elevator<br /> Next to Christian Slater<br /> Well guess what, my birthday and Kim Kardashian's<br /> Are exactly the same[Hook x2][Bridge:]<br /> Once at a party, my dentist accidentally<br /> Sneezed on Russell Crowe<br /> I posted first in the comments<br /> On a YouTube video<br /> I tried to sit by Steve Buscemi<br /> But he told me this seat's taken<br /> I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy<br /> Who know a guy who knows a guy who know Kevin Bacon[Verse 3:]<br /> I had a car that used to belong<br /> To Cuba Gooding Jr.'s uncle<br /> A friend of mine in high school<br /> Had jury duty with Art Garfunkel<br /> One time I was staying in the same hotel<br /> As Zooey Deschanel<br /> I used the same napkin dispenser<br /> As Steve Carell at a Taco Bell<br /> I don't mean to brag but<br /> Paul Giamatti's plumber knows me by name[Hook x4][Outro:]<br /> Ow, let's get lame boysLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>