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Living With a Hernia - "Weird Al" Yankovic



     
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Help me out, digAll I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere<br /> Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones<br /> He took my trousers off, told me to cough<br /> Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss<br /> He tells me any day, I might have to wear a trussLiving with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation<br /> Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination<br /> Living with a hernia, got to have an operation<br /> Feel so oldToo much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane<br /> Can't run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall<br /> Walk real funny, bless my soul, can't play tennis<br /> And it's hard to bowl<br /> You can't even do the splits now, say it<br /> Better call it quits now, now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhowLiving with a hernia, hurts me bad in a tender location<br /> Living with a hernia, had enough humiliation<br /> Living with a hernia, got to have an operationI live with a hernia, can't get up, can't bend over<br /> Now I live with a hernia, wait a minuteYou may not be familiar with the common types<br /> Of hernias that you could get<br /> So just settle down, let me clue you in there's incomplete<br /> Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, richter's hernia<br /> Obstructed, inguinal and directLiving with a hernia rupture<br /> I said it's causin' me such irritation<br /> Living with a hernia, have to have my medication<br /> Living with a hernia, I feel badLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>

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Help me out, digAll I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere
Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones
He took my trousers off, told me to cough
Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss
He tells me any day, I might have to wear a trussLiving with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation
Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination
Living with a hernia, got to have an operation
Feel so oldToo much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane
Can't run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall
Walk real funny, bless my soul, can't play tennis
And it's hard to bowl
You can't even do the splits now, say it
Better call it quits now, now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhowLiving with a hernia, hurts me bad in a tender location
Living with a hernia, had enough humiliation
Living with a hernia, got to have an operationI live with a hernia, can't get up, can't bend over
Now I live with a hernia, wait a minuteYou may not be familiar with the common types
Of hernias that you could get
So just settle down, let me clue you in there's incomplete

Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, richter's hernia
Obstructed, inguinal and directLiving with a hernia rupture
I said it's causin' me such irritation
Living with a hernia, have to have my medication
Living with a hernia, I feel bad

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Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23, 1959 in Downey, California) is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, actor, comedian, satirist, accordian player and kazooist. Yankovic is known in particular for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and that often parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts. Since his first-aired song parody in 1976, he has sold more than 12 million albums—more than any other comedy act in history—recorded more than 150 parody and original songs, and has performed more than 1,000 live shows.

Read more about "Weird Al" Yankovic on Last.fm.


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