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[Intro:]<br /> I saw a baby drive a truck<br /> I saw a junkie eat a tuba<br /> I saw a stripper kiss a duck<br /> Behind a dumpster in Aruba[Verse 1:]<br /> I saw this fat, psychotic guy<br /> His underwear was made of crickets<br /> He pawned a skeleton to buy<br /> Some old expired lotto tickets[Pre-Chorus 1:]<br /> I saw a naked vagrant giving<br /> Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat<br /> I probably could have gone my whole life<br /> Without seeing that[Chorus:]<br /> With my own eyes<br /> I see things that'd drive a normal man insane<br /> Wish I could disconnect my brain<br /> From my own eyes[Verse 2:]<br /> I saw a mime get hacked to death<br /> With an imaginary cleaver<br /> I saw an old man's final breath<br /> I watched him die from Bieber Fever<br /> I saw these diabetic chicks<br /> In an abandoned 7-Eleven<br /> I watched them snorting pixie sticks<br /> While they were belching Stairway To Heaven[Pre-Chorus 2:]<br /> I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers<br /> They could shove up each other's nose<br /> I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose<br /> That's just the way it goes[Chorus 2]<br /> With my own eyes<br /> I see things that'd drive a normal man insane<br /> Wish I could disconnect my brain<br /> From my own eyes (my own eyes)<br /> Those visions haunt my memory<br /> Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee<br /> With my own eyes[Verse 3:]<br /> Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra<br /> And he trained it to massage his back<br /> My guinea pig committed hara-kiri<br /> So we used him to play hacky-sack<br /> My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium<br /> And frosty ice-cold lemonade<br /> They took MasterCard and sometimes<br /> Human organs in trade, that's how we paid<br /> I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade[Outro:]<br /> With my own eyes<br /> I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane<br /> Wish I could disconnect my brain<br /> From my own eyes (my own eyes)<br /> Those visions haunt my memory<br /> Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee<br /> With my own eyes [repeating]Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>