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Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening<br /> And you're stuck inside the house all alone<br /> That's when you decide it might be fun to harass someone<br /> Dial a random number up on your telephone<br /> You ask if their refrigerator is running<br /> Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it<br /> Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em from<br /> They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet<br /> Listen to meDon't go makin' phony calls<br /> Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to<br /> I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks right up the wall<br /> But it's really gettin' old fastLittle Melvin has a natural obsession<br /> Askin' for Prince Albert in a can<br /> He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call<br /> To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan<br /> He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning<br /> Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four<br /> He won't be laughin' when they're tracin' his line<br /> One day the phone police will be there at his door<br /> Yo, hear meDon't go makin' phony calls<br /> Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to<br /> Swear someday I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall<br /> How long is this phase gonna last?<br /> Come on{Moe's Taverne, where the elite meet to drink<br /> Uh, yeah, hello, is Mike there? Last name Rotch<br /> Hold on, I'll check<br /> My crotch! My crotch! Hey, has anybody seen my crotch lately?<br /> Listen to me, you little puke<br /> One of these days, I'm gonna catch you<br /> And I'm gonna carve my name on your back with an icepick}Don't go makin' phony calls<br /> Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to<br /> You went through the New York City phone book and prank-called 'em all<br /> Hope that you grow out of this fast<br /> Grow out of this fastDon't go makin' phony calls<br /> Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to<br /> But you think it's funny when you're drivin' folks right up the wall<br /> But it's really gettin' old fastLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>