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(How ya doin' Bernie?)<br /> Oy vey, oy vey<br /> (How ya doin' Bernie?)<br /> Oy vey, oy vey<br /> (How ya doin' Bernie?)<br /> Oy vey, oy vey<br /> And all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly for a rabbiMeccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney hoOur temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past<br /> But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last<br /> But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick<br /> I tell ya, he's to die for he really knows his shtickSo how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?<br /> Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too<br /> Workin' like a dog at the synagogue<br /> He's there all day, he's there all dayJust say, "Vay iz mir" and he'll kick into gear<br /> He'll bring you lots of cheer<br /> And maybe bagels with some shmear<br /> Just grab your yamulkah and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing(How ya doin' Bernie?)<br /> Oy vey, oy vey<br /> (How ya doin' Bernie?)<br /> Oy vey, oy vey<br /> (How ya doin' Bernie?)<br /> Oy vey, oy vey<br /> And all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly<br /> (For a rabbi)He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice<br /> He has to find a bargain,'cause he won't pay retail price<br /> He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel<br /> But if you wanna haggle, oh, he'll make you such a dealPeople used to scoff, now they say, "Mazel tov"<br /> He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off<br /> Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul<br /> What's not to like? What's not to like?On high holy days, you know he prays and prays<br /> And he never eats pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise<br /> Put on your yamulkah and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thingWhen he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss<br /> He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss<br /> They say, he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite chip<br /> The parents pay the moyal and he gets to keep the tip(How ya doin' Bernie?)<br /> Oy vey, oy vey<br /> (How ya doin' Bernie?)<br /> Oy vey, oy vey<br /> (How ya doin' Bernie?)<br /> Oy vey, oy veyMeccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly hoHe's doin' well, I gotta kvell<br /> The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell<br /> Show up at his home, he says,"Shalom"<br /> And "Have some cake, you want some cake?"Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots<br /> Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz<br /> So grab your yamulkah, the one you got for Chanukah<br /> Let's put on our yamulkah and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thingLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>