Rice Rice Baby (vanilla Ice Parody) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Rice, rice baby<br /> Rice, rice babyAlright stop, grab a table and a menu<br /> Ice is back in this Oriental venue<br /> Hungry, for a little Chop Sui<br /> I want Chinese, not Hong Kong fui<br /> You know what you want<br /> Yo, cant decide<br /> Column A, Column BI like fried<br /> Barbeque spare ribs<br /> My fingers Im lickin'<br /> Waitin' for the Main Course<br /> Kung Pow ChickenSpicy<br /> I mean hot like a stir fry<br /> If you cant take it<br /> Order moo goo guyPan<br /> Means chicken and mushroom<br /> And while your on the soup<br /> The food is here to soon<br /> No substitute and betcha get hot tea<br /> But you get<br /> They say vegetable<br /> But that means snow pea<br /> If I get dessert<br /> Yo, I deserve it<br /> Check out the chow while the waiter serves itRice, rice baby, Vanilla<br /> Rice, rice baby, VanillaYour eating sweat and sour<br /> But you will be hungry in less then an hour<br /> Use chop sticks it dont, it dont matter<br /> Fingers were made for a poo-poo platterEgg rolling<br /> With eggfoo young<br /> My dinner is cooking like Connie Chung<br /> Noodles on standby<br /> Chow Mien nearbyEgg drop<br /> No Im a Wonton soup guy<br /> Soy sauce<br /> Hot mustard smokin<br /> My plate is clean<br /> And my Fortune Cookie broken<br /> Bustin a bite of Mongolian beef<br /> Get a mint toothpick for my teeth<br /> Takeout leftover low mien<br /> If I eat any more I'll have a weight gain<br /> If I get dessert<br /> Yo, I deserve<br /> Check out the chow while the waiter serves itRice, rice baby, Vanilla<br /> Rice, rice baby, Vanilla<br /> Rice<br /> Yo man lets get out of here<br /> Tip to the waitress<br /> Rice, rice baby to go<br /> Rice, rice baby to go<br /> <br /> Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>
Rice Rice Baby (vanilla Ice Parody) Lyrics
Rice, rice baby
Rice, rice babyAlright stop, grab a table and a menu
Ice is back in this Oriental venue
Hungry, for a little Chop Sui
I want Chinese, not Hong Kong fui
You know what you want
Yo, cant decide
Column A, Column BI like fried
Barbeque spare ribs
My fingers Im lickin'
Waitin' for the Main Course
Kung Pow ChickenSpicy
I mean hot like a stir fry
If you cant take it
Order moo goo guyPan
Means chicken and mushroom
And while your on the soup
The food is here to soon
No substitute and betcha get hot tea
But you get
They say vegetable
But that means snow pea
If I get dessert
Yo, I deserve it
Check out the chow while the waiter serves itRice, rice baby, Vanilla
Rice, rice baby, VanillaYour eating sweat and sour
But you will be hungry in less then an hour
Use chop sticks it dont, it dont matter
Fingers were made for a poo-poo platterEgg rolling
With eggfoo young
My dinner is cooking like Connie Chung
Noodles on standby
Chow Mien nearbyEgg drop
No Im a Wonton soup guy
Soy sauce
Hot mustard smokin
My plate is clean
And my Fortune Cookie broken
Bustin a bite of Mongolian beef
Get a mint toothpick for my teeth
Takeout leftover low mien
If I eat any more I'll have a weight gain
If I get dessert
Yo, I deserve
Check out the chow while the waiter serves itRice, rice baby, Vanilla
Rice, rice baby, Vanilla
Rice
Yo man lets get out of here
Tip to the waitress
Rice, rice baby to go
Rice, rice baby to go
Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.