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Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh)<br /> But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh)<br /> My life is filled with such regret<br /> A bad mistake I can't forget<br /> And now I'll never be the sameRingtone<br /> Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?<br /> I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (What was I thinking?)<br /> My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call<br /> Well, everybody (everybody)<br /> Everybody (everybody)<br /> Everybody in the world really hates my ringtoneWhen my phone goes off at work<br /> I look like the biggest jerk<br /> Total strangers wanna slap me around<br /> When it's ringin' on the terrace<br /> My neighbors get embarrassed<br /> They're beggin' me to move outta town<br /> Well, it made my wife so sick<br /> She smashed my iPhone with a brick<br /> But I had it fixed, and now it's just fine<br /> It's a pain, I sure don't need it<br /> And I probably should delete it<br /> But for me that would be crossin' the line<br /> 'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine<br /> Hey, I paid good money for this...Ringtone<br /> Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?<br /> I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (Really, what was I thinking?)<br /> My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call<br /> Well, everybody (everybody)<br /> Everybody (everybody)<br /> Everybody in the world really hates my ringtoneRingtone<br /> Ringtone<br /> Ahh, oohChinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)<br /> Muslim women in burqas (really hate my ringtone)<br /> Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)<br /> Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)<br /> All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers)<br /> All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers)<br /> Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea<br /> Every single person everywhere unanimously<br /> Everybody (everybody)<br /> Everybody (everybody)<br /> Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my<br /> Ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone...Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>