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Your sports team is vastly inferior<br /> That simple fact is plainly obvious to see<br /> We're gonna kick your collective posterior<br /> Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively<br /> Our stats are thoroughly impressive<br /> Our coach really has the Midas touch<br /> Our players are fast and strong and brave<br /> And your guys, eh, not so muchIn fact we've played teams across the nation<br /> And you're the worst one we've come across<br /> Try to assimilate that information<br /> And it just might help you cope with your impending loss<br /> Oh, and if somehow we are still failing<br /> To effectively articulate the points at hand<br /> Allow us now to summarize them in a manner<br /> That your feeble brains can understandWe're great (We're great)<br /> And you suck (You suck)<br /> We're great (We're great)<br /> And you suck (You suck)<br /> We're great (We're great)<br /> And you suck (You suck)<br /> You see there's us (We're great)<br /> And then there's you (You suck)<br /> We're really, really great (Really great)<br /> In contrast, you really suck (Really suck)<br /> Okay, full disclosure, we're not that great<br /> But nevertheless, you suckYour sports team will soon suffer swift defeat<br /> That theory's backed by empirical evidence<br /> We're gonna grind up your guys into burger meat<br /> Again, of course, we're speaking in the figurative sense<br /> What's the use of even going through the motions<br /> When you know that you're gonna lose anyhow?<br /> So why don't you save us all some time<br /> And give up now? (You suck!)Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>

Sports Song Lyrics


Your sports team is vastly inferior
That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
We're gonna kick your collective posterior
Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively
Our stats are thoroughly impressive
Our coach really has the Midas touch
Our players are fast and strong and brave
And your guys, eh, not so muchIn fact we've played teams across the nation
And you're the worst one we've come across
Try to assimilate that information
And it just might help you cope with your impending loss
Oh, and if somehow we are still failing
To effectively articulate the points at hand
Allow us now to summarize them in a manner
That your feeble brains can understandWe're great (We're great)
And you suck (You suck)
We're great (We're great)
And you suck (You suck)

We're great (We're great)
And you suck (You suck)
You see there's us (We're great)
And then there's you (You suck)
We're really, really great (Really great)
In contrast, you really suck (Really suck)
Okay, full disclosure, we're not that great
But nevertheless, you suckYour sports team will soon suffer swift defeat
That theory's backed by empirical evidence
We're gonna grind up your guys into burger meat
Again, of course, we're speaking in the figurative sense
What's the use of even going through the motions
When you know that you're gonna lose anyhow?
So why don't you save us all some time
And give up now? (You suck!)

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Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23, 1959 in Downey, California) is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, actor, comedian, satirist, accordian player and kazooist. Yankovic is known in particular for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and that often parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts. Since his first-aired song parody in 1976, he has sold more than 12 million albums—more than any other comedy act in history—recorded more than 150 parody and original songs, and has performed more than 1,000 live shows.

Read more about "Weird Al" Yankovic on Last.fm.


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