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log-i sand keeps falling through the hourglass<br /> And there's no way we're gonna slow it down.<br /> You say, "We've got to treasure each moment."<br /> Who knows how long we're gonna be around?Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short,<br /> And it's hard to disagree with what you say.<br /> But, if time is so precious why you wastin' mine?<br /> Cause I'm always reading; always deleting<br /> Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way!Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes,<br /> Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.<br /> Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns,<br /> Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.No, it isn't OK if you brighten my day<br /> With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry.<br /> And I didn't request a personality test.<br /> Stop Forwarding That Crap to MeYou're sending virus laden, bandwidth hogging attachments<br /> To every single person you know.<br /> You're passing around a link to some dumb thing on You Tube<br /> That everybody else already saw 3 years ago.And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were never that amusing to me.<br /> And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends<br /> But I have high hopes, someone'll point you towards Snopes<br /> And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly.No, I don't want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.<br /> Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.<br /> Send more top ten lists and I'll slash my wrists<br /> Please, Stop Forwarding That Crap to MeWell I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant<br /> And I don't want the Nieman-Marcus cookie recipe.<br /> Won't you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain.<br /> Stop Forwarding That Crap to MeLike glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of some body's cat<br /> Now tell me, in what alternate reality would I care about something like that?And, by the way, your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin!<br /> Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong<br /> And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing<br /> And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me if I don't pass your letter alongWell I know you're wishin' I will sign your petition,<br /> But, Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.<br /> And I don't wanna read your series of conspiracy theories,<br /> Just Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.And your 2 million loser friends all have my address now<br /> Cause you never figured out the way to BCC<br /> Now, I got to insist<br /> Take me off of your<br /> Stop Forwarding That Crap to MeStop Forwarding That Crap to Me.<br /> Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.<br /> Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Just stop it now.)<br /> Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Oh, nooo)<br /> Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (I can't take it!)<br /> Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Ah, Please!)<br /> Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (You gotta stop!)<br /> Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Right NOW!)<br /> Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (I'm not kidding!)<br /> Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.<br /> (At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to STOP!)<br /> STOP! (Sending me that)<br /> CRAP! (I don't want it!)<br /> DON'T SEND IT TO ME!! DON'T SEND IT TO ME!!!!Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (JUST STOP!)<br /> Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me. (Ohhh)<br /> Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me.To me ohhhh, ohhhh, ahhhh...<br /> <br /> Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>