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Taco grande, Taco grandeYo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado<br /> Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado<br /> Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno<br /> Y el chile rellenoYou see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada<br /> That's right, I want the whole enchilada<br /> My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla<br /> I need a quesadillaI love to stuff my face with tacos al carbn<br /> With my friends, or when I'm all alone<br /> Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero<br /> Un burrito rancheroSo give me something spicy and hot, now<br /> Break out the menu, what you got, now?<br /> Oh, would you tell the waiter<br /> I'd like to have sour cream on the side<br /> You better make sure the beans are refriedTaco grande, Taco grandeWell, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me<br /> That's why I order two or three<br /> Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip<br /> It's really good with bean dipI eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritos<br /> Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos<br /> Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas<br /> And a pitcher of margaritasWell, the combination plates<br /> All come with beans and rice<br /> The taquitos here are very nice<br /> Now I'm down on my knees<br /> We need some extra tomatoes and cheese<br /> And could you make that separate checks, please?Taco grande, Taco grandeBuenos noches, senor bienvenido<br /> A el burritos casa de salsa<br /> Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos<br /> Si puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo<br /> Al infierno muy deliciosoSus ojos se quemaran<br /> Su estomago estara en fuego<br /> Se quedaran en el ba&ntilde<br /> O por una semana, entiendes<br /> Lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?"Well, the food is coming, I can hardly wait<br /> Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate<br /> What you think you're doing with my chile con queso?<br /> Well, if you want some, just say soOh boy, pico de gallo<br /> They sure don't make it like this in Ohio<br /> No gracias, yo quiero jalepentildeos, nada ms<br /> You can toss away the hot sauceDonde estan los nachos? Holy frijole<br /> You better get me a bowl of guacamole<br /> Y busted, Eugene? Why's your face turning green?<br /> Don't you like pinto beans?You want some more cinnamon crispas?<br /> If you don't, hasta la vista<br /> Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna<br /> You can finish it mantildeanaWell, it's been a pleasure, I can't eat no more<br /> Sentildeor, la cuenta, por favor<br /> If you ain't tried real Mexican cooking, well, you oughta<br /> Just don't drink the waterLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>

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Taco grande, Taco grandeYo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado
Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno
Y el chile rellenoYou see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada
That's right, I want the whole enchilada
My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla
I need a quesadillaI love to stuff my face with tacos al carbn
With my friends, or when I'm all alone
Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero
Un burrito rancheroSo give me something spicy and hot, now
Break out the menu, what you got, now?
Oh, would you tell the waiter
I'd like to have sour cream on the side
You better make sure the beans are refriedTaco grande, Taco grandeWell, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me
That's why I order two or three
Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip
It's really good with bean dipI eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritos
Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos

Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas
And a pitcher of margaritasWell, the combination plates
All come with beans and rice
The taquitos here are very nice
Now I'm down on my knees
We need some extra tomatoes and cheese
And could you make that separate checks, please?Taco grande, Taco grandeBuenos noches, senor bienvenido
A el burritos casa de salsa
Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos
Si puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo
Al infierno muy deliciosoSus ojos se quemaran
Su estomago estara en fuego
Se quedaran en el bañ
O por una semana, entiendes
Lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?"Well, the food is coming, I can hardly wait
Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate
What you think you're doing with my chile con queso?
Well, if you want some, just say soOh boy, pico de gallo
They sure don't make it like this in Ohio
No gracias, yo quiero jalepentildeos, nada ms
You can toss away the hot sauceDonde estan los nachos? Holy frijole
You better get me a bowl of guacamole
Y busted, Eugene? Why's your face turning green?
Don't you like pinto beans?You want some more cinnamon crispas?
If you don't, hasta la vista
Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna
You can finish it mantildeanaWell, it's been a pleasure, I can't eat no more
Sentildeor, la cuenta, por favor
If you ain't tried real Mexican cooking, well, you oughta
Just don't drink the water

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Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23, 1959 in Downey, California) is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, actor, comedian, satirist, accordian player and kazooist. Yankovic is known in particular for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and that often parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts. Since his first-aired song parody in 1976, he has sold more than 12 million albums—more than any other comedy act in history—recorded more than 150 parody and original songs, and has performed more than 1,000 live shows.

Read more about "Weird Al" Yankovic on Last.fm.


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