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I dated Siamese Twins, I slept with Bigfoot, too<br /> Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue<br /> 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it<br /> Right nowMy dog's a narcoleptic, my mom's a circus freak<br /> I gotta get a spot on Geraldo's show this week<br /> 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it<br /> Right nowI'm just an anorexic, codependent, bingo, addict<br /> Stripper born without a chin<br /> And I'm only comfortable talking about it<br /> When the whole wide world is listening inTalk soup<br /> Talk soup<br /> Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me<br /> (Listen to me, listen to me)My wife ran off with Elvis, my boss shaved off my hair<br /> I've got a thing for poodles and rubber underwear<br /> And I wanna tell the world about it<br /> Right nowI had a close encounter, I never chew my food<br /> I got eleven nose jobs, I yodel in the nude<br /> And I wanna tell the world about it<br /> Right nowI'm just a cross-dressin', alcoholic, neo-Nazi<br /> Porno star, as you may have guessed<br /> And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better<br /> If you let me get this thing off my chestTalk soup<br /> Talk soup<br /> Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me<br /> (Listen to me, listen to me)I'm just your average schizophrenic, nymphomaniac<br /> Albino go-go dancer, you see<br /> Nothin' so bad that I can't share it<br /> With a billion friends on national TV, whoaI have no genitalia, I sold my kids for cheese<br /> I love my blow up doll, so bring out those cameras, please<br /> 'Cause I gotta tell the world about it<br /> Right nowTalk soup<br /> Talk soup<br /> Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me<br /> (Listen to me, listen to me)Talk soup<br /> Talk soup<br /> Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me<br /> (Listen to me, listen to me)Talk soup<br /> Talk soup<br /> Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me<br /> (Listen to me, listen to me)Talk soup<br /> Talk soup<br /> Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me<br /> (Listen to me, listen to me)Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>