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Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys<br /> For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys<br /> When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death<br /> Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath<br /> From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo<br /> Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo<br /> And he smiled and said, with a twinkle in his eye,<br /> "Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!"<br /> The night Santa went crazy<br /> The night St. Nick went insane<br /> Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal<br /> Something finally must have snapped in his brainWell, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it<br /> Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet<br /> And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage<br /> And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage<br /> He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger<br /> And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger<br /> And he picked up a flamethrower and barbecued Blitzen<br /> And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"The night Santa went crazy<br /> The night Kris Kringle went nuts<br /> Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole<br /> Without steppin' in reindeer gutsThere's the National Guard and the F. B. I.<br /> There's a van from the Eyewitness News<br /> And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky<br /> And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'<br /> And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?<br /> My my my my my my<br /> You used to be such a jolly guyYes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time<br /> In a federal prison for his infamous crime<br /> Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears<br /> He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years<br /> But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous<br /> And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service<br /> And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night<br /> With her lawyer negotiating the movie rightsThey're talkin 'bout the night Santa went crazy<br /> The night St. Nicholas flipped<br /> Broke his back for some milk and cookies<br /> Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gyppedWo, the night Santa went crazy<br /> The night St. Nick went insane<br /> Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal<br /> Something finally must have snapped in his brain<br /> Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain<br /> Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brainLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>