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Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al<br /> And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal<br /> But the sanitation workers really didn't approve<br /> So he packed up his accordion and had to move<br /> To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree<br /> And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory<br /> And he played on the company bowling team<br /> And every single night he had a strange, recurring dream<br /> Where he was wearing leiderhosen in a vat of sour cream<br /> But that's really not important to the storyWell, the very next year he met a dental hygenist<br /> With a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm)<br /> But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number<br /> Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm<br /> And he spent his life savings on a split-level cave<br /> 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)<br /> And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich<br /> For what it's worthThen one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan<br /> When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man<br /> He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free<br /> And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be<br /> And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV<br /> So he gave Al a contract and what do you know?<br /> Now he's got his own very Weird Al Show!Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>