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Fat and weak, what a disgrace.<br /> Guess the champ got too lazy.<br /> Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.<br /> Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.But he's no bum, he works down the street.<br /> He bought the neighborhood deli.<br /> Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat.<br /> Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say:Try the rye or the kaiser,<br /> They're on special tonight.<br /> If you want, you can have an appetizer.<br /> You might like our salami, and the liver's all right.<br /> And they'd really go well with the rye,<br /> Or the kaiser.Never eats while on the job.<br /> He heard it's good to stay hungry.<br /> But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob.<br /> Have a taste, they were made fresh today.Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white.<br /> Maybe I can suggest an appetizer.<br /> Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight.<br /> But you just can't go wrong with the rye,<br /> Or the kaiser.So today, his deli comes first.<br /> Still he dreams of his past days of glory.<br /> Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst,<br /> All the while you can still hear him say:It's the rye or the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite.<br /> Let me please be your catering advisor.<br /> If you want substitutions, I won't put up a fight.<br /> You can have your roast beef on the rye,<br /> Or the kaiser.The rye or the kaiser,<br /> The rye or the kaiser,<br /> The rye or the kaiser...Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>